One is never too old to be a scout.
In this case, the Order of the Science Scouts of Exemplary Repute and Above Average Physique.
I presume a certain amount of fudging is allowed on the matter of an above average physique. I leave it to the imagination what badges (of course there are badges! You can’t be a scout without badges!) I qualify for. I may fess up if asked. ;)
EDIT: For the record, I qualify for 21 of the 74 badges, in one way or another. Now I’m scaring myself…
EDIT EDIT: On second count, 24 of 74. Yike. Admittedly, some require a little bit of a stretch, but I figure it’s like the Purity Test: all technicalities count.