Just about totalled my car driving to work today, rear-ending someone on the freeway — no, no one was hurt, but I was cited. I can’t afford to have it repaired any time this century, at this rate. It actually runs, to my complete surprise, but the radiator, hood, front quarterpanels, and grille/lights are just *completely* hosed. I’m going to have my mechanic make a determination as to whether it’s worth even bothering.
I’d say ‘fuck me’, but the universe already has.